“Jackhole of the Year” nominee Clay Bennett lookin into names for his stolen team… The ex Sonics franchise considerin the following cerebral nuggets: Barons, Bison, Energy, Marshalls, Thunder and Wind.  Buddy’s got a few suggestions for the not so honorable Mr. Bennett to ponder…  For example:

Gap Toothed Okies
Inbred Trailer Dwellers
Prarie Weasels
Clay’s Hillbilly Banditos
Bennett’s Bombers (oh Buddy don’t [...]