Magic Johnson outraged after politically conservative KTLK Radio on-air personalities Chris Baker and Langdon Perry agree durin conversation that he done faked AIDS…  Remarks prompt concession from said radio station…  From the pie hole of program director Steve Versnick (the station) “recognizes the seriousness of the health issues presented by HIV/AIDS — and the great work that Magic Johnson has done across the nation in calling attention to this disease, and the importance of HIV testing and treatment.”…  Station also says it will run Magic’s HIV/AIDS awareness public service announcements…  Buddy wonders if there should even be a place for such right-wing freakazoids in an Obama America…  BLEH

O.J. Simpson seekin new trial after he done be convicted of kidnappin and robbin two sports memorabilia dealersat gunpoint in Las Vegas.   “Juice” claims there were judicial errors (no LA Jury willin to provide another “get out of jail free” card) and insufficient evidence (to prove OJ be innocent) .  Hey OJ, this time the glove did fit… So there be no acquit…  CLANK

Bonus: Let OJ Help You Take Back Control Of Your Life! (Warning: Not right wing family values friendly)

Joe Elliott, the retarded washed up lead singer Def Leppard done sets Stanley Cup on pedestal upside down during Fox Pre game show… That cup woulda faired better if it done was handled by the one-armed drummer!  hey Joe Joe, next time look at the writing on the thing if you get confused…  DUDE

Bonus: Watch the video!

Dallas Bacon Boys report Cowboys  Adam “Pacman” Jones done hit bodyguard in Dallas hotel bathroom.   On receivin end of “Pacman’s” fist of fury be Tommy (Boy) Jones who did not press charges.  Since drafted in 2005, “Pacman” has been arrested six times and involved in 12 incidents requirin intervention by “da man”.  Two questions on Buddy’s mind…  1) Is Jerry Jones coverin costs of broken mirrors and unpaid bill?   2) Did “Pacman” hire said bodyguards to protect his troubled ass from Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Sue?!?!  WALKA WALKA WALKA

Bonus: Jerry Jones Plays Pac-Man

Plaxico Burress back with Giants on Monday followin one game suspension by team. Plax expelled by Principal Coughlin after missin meetins without notifyin said team on Sept. 22 due to havin to “deal with family issues”. From the pie hole of a defiant Prima Donna Plaxinator: “…I haven’t lost any sleep. I am in great spirits. I enjoyed my week off. My team went out and played great yesterday without me. It was good to see the guys go out there and play well.”  Looks like we have another TO in the makin….  PLAYA PLEASE!

Houston Astros pitcher Brandon Backe arrested durin brawl at Galveston durin wedding celebration.  Backe was charged with interferin with a police officer and resistin arrest.  Bacon reports they done hit Backe twice on melon durin struggle and reported Backinator had strong odor of alcohol on his breath and his eyes done appeared bloodshot.  Backe one of 11 peeps taken down by the man…  Reminds Buddy of his first weddin…  CLANK

Bonus: Best Of Wedding Crashers (Warning: Not Right Wing Friendly!!!)

If Tyrone Willingham came to Washington 4 years ago with the goal of completely dismantling the Washington Huskies he would by now have accomplished said goal.  Huskies now have nation’s longest losin streak at seven, are 0-5 this season and one of two Football Bowl Subdivision teams without a win.  Appears someone will be loadin the U-Haul come December…  FADE TO BLACK…

Bonus: Buddy’s Cousin Jerry Showin Us What Tyrone’s Last Day Might Look Like

Thirteen years to the day he done wiggled of the hook of justice in LALA land, OJ Simpson found guilty on all 12 counts he be charged with in connection last year’s holdup of two sports memorabilia dealers in Vegas. Convictions include two counts each of robbery with a deadly weapon and first-degree kidnapping with a deadly weapon, with that lil first degree kidnappin charge havin a minimum sentence of 15 years in prison.  Juice, looks like your luck done run out!  CLANK

BONUS: What OJ Has To Look Forward To Courtesy of “Cool Hand Luke” (RIP Paul…)

Hab’s Carey Price makes one of the most amazin hockey saves the Buddster has ever seen the other night against Red Wings in pre-season game…  Check this *&%# out!  WOA!!!

Bonus: Gary Price bein the schizzle…

O.J. Simpson defense team done rested it’s case yesterday with OJ avoidin the stand like he does them Bruno Magli shoes!  If “The Juice”does not once again wiggle off the hook of justice he be lookin at 5 years in the slammer on total of 12 criminal charges, including armed robbery and kidnapping. Hey Al Cowlings, looks like it’s time to warm up the Bronco again… GIDDEUP!!!

Bonus: Chris Rock on OJ (Warning: Not Right Wing Family Values Friendly)