Authorities were called early Friday to Isiah Thomas’ home, where bacon boys said a 47-year-old man was taken to the hospital and treated for an overdose of sleeping pills. According to several published reports, donut eaters confirmed it was Thomas who went to the hospital.

But Thomas told the New York Post he had not been treated for a sleeping pill overdose, and that it was his 17-year-old daughter who had a medical issue.

From the pie hole of Harrison Chief chief David (Deck the) Hall:

“It wasn’t his daughter. And why they’re throwing her under the bus is beyond my ability to understand. My cops … know the difference between a 47-year-old black male and a young black female. These people should learn something from Richard Nixon - it’s not the crime, it’s the cover-up.”

Sugarfree is glad to hear that Harrison bacon boys have such keen powers of observation. Oh yeah!

Bonus video: Isiah classic video