Authorities were called early Friday to Isiah Thomas’ home, where bacon boys said a 47-year-old man was taken to the hospital and treated for an overdose of sleeping pills. According to several published reports, donut eaters confirmed it was Thomas who went to the hospital.
But Thomas told the New York Post he had not been treated [...]

Former Notre Dame coach Lou Holtz, a studio analyst for ESPN, said on a Friday night “GameDay” show that Michigan coach Rich Rodriguez may well be a leader of men, but then added, “Ya know, Hitler was a great leader, too.”
In the importal words of Sergeant Hans Schultz: “I know nothing, I see nothing, I say nothing!
Bonus [...]

New York Yankees pitcher Joba (the Hut) Chamberlain done be arrested for allegedly driving under the influence, speeding and having an open container of alcohol in his vehicle. URP!

Former LSU runnin back Alley Joseph Broussard III taken down by Lafayette Bacon Boys on possession of drugs charge with an extra toppin of gun posession.  Seems Broussard found with .45 caliber handgun under the driver’s seat, a half-burnt marijuana cigarette in the driver’s side door along with Lortab pills. Estimated street value of said [...]

Tumua Fagota Siaumau, a Granger High School football player’s father makes first appearance in court after done bein charged with second-degree felony aggravated assault for hittin son’s assistant coach in the face with football helmet and breakin the coaches’s jaw. Fagota arrested and booked into Salt Lake County jail, but released after postin $7,500 bail.  Freak-show [...]

Mesa State’s O Lineman Trevor Wikre done has part of pinky amputated rather than not be able to play remainder of football season.   From the Wikrenator’s pie hole about his discussion with the medicine men:  “I told them to cut it off, they told me I was being dramatic and we got in a little [...]

UCF’s Joe Burnett done caught on national TV flippin off Miami fans during Saturday’s game.  Why does anyone really care what to classless football programs do in each other’s company…  Buddy does not give a rat’s ass…  BLEH

Golden State Warriors suspend Monta Ellis for 30 games as a result of gettin in moped accident (seems ridin a moped is prohibited in Paragraph 12 of the Uniform Player Contract) and then lyin about it.   Dishonest deed to cost Ellis about $3 million large.   From the pie hole of Team President Robert Rowell: “We [...]

Tommy Bowden done canned today at Clemson.  Dabo Swinney, current assistant/recievers coach named new interim head coach.  From the pie hole of TommyB: “Terry Don Phillips approached me this morning and we agreed that this is the best solution for the direction of the program,” … “Clemson has been very good to me and my [...]

Magic Johnson outraged after politically conservative KTLK Radio on-air personalities Chris Baker and Langdon Perry agree durin conversation that he done faked AIDS…  Remarks prompt concession from said radio station…  From the pie hole of program director Steve Versnick (the station) “recognizes the seriousness of the health issues presented by HIV/AIDS — and the great work [...]