Coach Lane Kiffin kicked to curb by The Oakland Raiders just four games into his second season, ending a public feud with owner Al Davis. DOINK!
In a two-sentence news release, the Raiders said Kiffin was fired “for cause.” That would seem to be an attempt by Davis to lay the groundwork for not paying the [...]

St. Louis Rams coach Scott Linehan kicked to curb after four consecutive lopsided losses. How bad has it been for the the Rams? They’ve lost 17 of their last 20 games. Linehan was in the third season of a four-year contract that paid him about $8 million. DOINK!
Bonus Video: Winless Rams Fire Coach Scott Linehan (AP)

Kansas State safety Gary Chandler done be suspended indefinitely after bein’ arrested for driving on a revoked license and obstructing the legal process. 
Bacon said Chandy stopped while driving a Chevy El Camino (stylin!) with a passenger in the rear bed. Boys in Blue said Chandler at first gave a false name and when he gave his real name, officers [...]

UConn freshman hoops playah Nate Miles done be arrested on charges he violated a restraining order by placing a phone call to the protected party. RING RING!

Team president Matt Millen kicked to curb by Detroit Lions. Lions were 31-84 since 2001 with Matty boy in charge - the worst in the NFL. Fans rejoice. DOINK!

Giants suspend Plaxico Burress for next two weeks of practice and one game after he done no showed at practice on Monday.  Plaxinator said to appeal suspension claimin he done had some family matters to deal with…  Buddy had some family matters to deal Monday with but he was able to go to work… PLAYA PLEASE!

Six younger players on the Robertson High School Football Team apparently sodomized with broomstick as part of hazin incident during football camp by six upperclassman.  Resulting fallout includes ringleader being expelled from school, 5 other students suspended for rest of school year and head coach and 5 assistants resignin.  Prosecutors considerin charges against playas and [...]

Tumua Fagota Siaumau (yes you read that correctly “Fagota”) done busted and thrown in hoosegow after allegidly strikin Granger High School assistant coach Darius McCormick with football helmet across melon.  Seems “Fagota” did not like bein questioned if he had premission to take his kid home after game rather than have said kid ride on [...]

Hawkeye linebacker Dezman Moses taken down by ”da man” for public intoxication, suspended four games.
Fightin Irish football playas Will Yeatman and Mike Golic Jr. arrested and accused of underage drinkin after raid on South Bend home.  Among 37 peeps and 16 student athletes arrested…  Hey they are Irish after all…
BONUS: Billy Bob “Callin Some Dinosaurs” in Varsity [...]

Vanderbilt Football cracks the AP Top 25 for the first time in 24 years with unbeaten Commodores snakin number 21 in latest pole…  From the pie hole of coach Bobby Johnson “I think it’s a pretty good reward for a good start,”  Buddy certain winged demons be comin from middle earth in next few days to [...]