University of Virginia football playas Will Barker and Dave Roberts taken down and admit to Charlottesville bacon boys they done stole beer from a cooler of local gay bar “Club 216″.  “Wee Willy” and “Big Dave” both face larceny charges. “Big Dave” also charged with being a minor in possession of alcohol and with using [...]

Manny Ramirez’s stormy relationship with the Boston Red Sox is over, traded to the Los Angeles Dodgers. Deal completed just before 4PM trade deadline. MANNY PLAYING FOR JOE TORRE, BONK! NOMAR! LA LA!

Manny Ramirez told ESPN: “I should go to Green Bay straight up and they should send Brett Favre to Boston. That will end two soap operas at the same time.” BA-DA-BOOM!
Ramirez also held up a sign in the dugout before yesterday’s game that read: “I’m going to Green Bay for Brett Favre straight up.”
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Penn State defensive tackles Chris Baker and Phil Taylor, who were involved in off-field fights last year, kicked off team by coach Joe Paterno. Team spokesman Jeff Nelson says no information available on why they were dismissed. RIGHT. JEFF MEET JOE; JOE MEET JEFF. DOINK!
Paterno said: “We’re out there talking about (recruits) – a kid’s 16, 17 years [...]

As if WVU didn’t have enough PR problems with two of their ballers getting arrested at a Pirates game, now this: WVU quarterback and Heisman Trophy candidate Patrick White says Mountaineers baseball Coach Greg Van Zant is “not too high” on black players.
The ironically named White reportedly said: “In my knowledge of West Virginia baseball, there’s not [...]

Two West Virginia University basketball players accused of scuffling with police and underage drinking at a Pittsburgh Pirates game. Joe Mazzulla and Cameron Thoroughman, both 20, arrested at PNC Park. The Wheeling, WV newspaper (ONE OF BUDDY’S FAVORITE DAILY READS!) has the fun 411.
Pittsburgh Police spokeswoman… said both players were intoxicated and acting disorderly… before being taken [...]

Chances are Brett Favre will not be traded to another team soon and could be at Packers training camp in next couple of days.  General Manager Ted Thompson steadfast in decision not to give Favre chance to challenge QB1 Aaron Rodgers for startin gig.  Buddy steadfast in decision to call this story “long in the tooth”….  ZZZZZZZZ

Three Chicago Cubs fans face felony battery charges after allegedly beatin down a Chicago White Sox fan so badly he lost his right eye at a 2-year-old girl’s “Sesame Street” themed birthday party.  Robert Steele kicked in the mellon and in addition to losin an eye done had his nose broken.  Bacon boys say alcohol was involved [...]

Former NBA zebra Tim Donaghy done given 15 months in the big house today after pleadin guilty to providing inside bettin tips to a professional gambler.  Donaghy also sentenced to three years term of supervised release with a side order of “mental health treatment” for his gambling addiction.
Yo Timmy, a few words from the Buddster…. 1)  Sir Charles has [...]

Arkansas WR Marques Wade faces drunken driving charge after he authorities say he nearly hit a police officer with his car late Saturday night. A report from Fayetteville’s finest said a breathalyzer test showed Wade blew a 0.11, well over the Arkansas legal limit of 0.08.
Police report alleges Wade had bloodshot eyes and denied drinking, but (GET THIS!) said he had “smoked [...]