NASCAR officials Tim (”Fort”) Knox and Bud (”Less Woulda Been”) Moore reportedly kicked to curb. Had previously been suspended during investigation into claims made in a $225 million racial discrimination and sexual harassment lawsuit against stock car racing’s sanctioning body. SHAKE N’ BAKE!
Bonus laughs: Talladega Nights: Shake N’ Bake

NASCAR put Kyle Busch and Carl Edwards on probation for next six Sprint Cup Series races, after their on-track incident last weekend at the end of the race at Bristol Motor Speedway. JUST LIKE THE FREEWAY IN L.A. BAM!

Joe Gibbs Racing’s Nationwide series teams done caught with magnets under the accelerator pedals of two cars.
Robin (”Holy Toyota, Batman!”) Pemberton, NASCAR’s veep of competition, said magnets were attempt to hide how much horsepower Gibbs motors have even after a rule change to cut about 15 horsepower. VAROOM!
Bonus laughs: Ricky Bobby Public Service Announcement

For the second time this season, Indy race car driver Danica Patrick went over to an opponent’s pit area for a confrontation, according to a report on The Indianapolis Star. This time, the object of her ire was the other female driver in the IndyCar Series, Venezuelan hottie Milka Duno.
Video shows the spicy Latin driver telling Patrick to “go away” numerous [...]

In a news story so bizarre it might be one of the most frosted sports stories ever, Max Mosley, president of Formula One’s governing body, went to court today to deny a newspaper’s claim that he took part in a Nazi-themed orgy with prostitutes, saying there are “few things more unerotic” than Nazi role-playing. YES, GENTLE READER, [...]