Phillies second baseman Chase Utley dropped an F-bomb when speaking to fans celebrating the team’s World Series championship, shocking a live broadcast audience. CLASSY! 
Pitcher Cole Hamels has quote of the day: 
“Pardon his French. And we are world champions.”
Video: ”World Fucking champions!” 

New York Yankees pitcher Joba (the Hut) Chamberlain done be arrested for allegedly driving under the influence, speeding and having an open container of alcohol in his vehicle. URP!

Houston Astros pitcher Brandon Backe arrested durin brawl at Galveston durin wedding celebration.  Backe was charged with interferin with a police officer and resistin arrest.  Bacon reports they done hit Backe twice on melon durin struggle and reported Backinator had strong odor of alcohol on his breath and his eyes done appeared bloodshot.  Backe one of [...]

San Diego Padres rookies dressed as Hooters gurls as part of hazing ritual following yesterday’s game against the Colorado Rockies. As Barack Obama would say, You can put lipstick on a pig but it is still a pig…  OINK OINK
BONUS SHOTS: “Men” at work…
DOUBLE BONUS: Obama and Company Puttin Lipstick On Their Pigs
 

Curt Schilling calls into Boston Area Radio Show to talk smack about ex team mate Manny Ramirez and the issues leadin to Manny gettin sent to LALA Land to scarf Dodger Dogs right before trade deadline.  From the pie hole of The Schillinator: “It’s the life that we lived every day, and even if we [...]

Milwaukee Brewers manager Ned Yost kicked to curb. First time in major league history (except strike-split 1981 season) a manager fired in August or later with his team in playoff position. DOINK!
Brewers fire manager Yost [Milwaukee Journal Sentinel]

MLB investigators looking into accusations that several New York Yankees prospects from Dominican Republic forced to kick back portions of their signing bonuses to one or more team employees, several sources told ESPN.
BUDDY SAYS: DID SOMEONE SAY KICKBACKS? SMOKIN’!

Manny Ramirez’s stormy relationship with the Boston Red Sox is over, traded to the Los Angeles Dodgers. Deal completed just before 4PM trade deadline. MANNY PLAYING FOR JOE TORRE, BONK! NOMAR! LA LA!

Manny Ramirez told ESPN: “I should go to Green Bay straight up and they should send Brett Favre to Boston. That will end two soap operas at the same time.” BA-DA-BOOM!
Ramirez also held up a sign in the dugout before yesterday’s game that read: “I’m going to Green Bay for Brett Favre straight up.”
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Three Chicago Cubs fans face felony battery charges after allegedly beatin down a Chicago White Sox fan so badly he lost his right eye at a 2-year-old girl’s “Sesame Street” themed birthday party.  Robert Steele kicked in the mellon and in addition to losin an eye done had his nose broken.  Bacon boys say alcohol was involved [...]