Former Notre Dame coach Lou Holtz, a studio analyst for ESPN, said on a Friday night “GameDay” show that Michigan coach Rich Rodriguez may well be a leader of men, but then added, “Ya know, Hitler was a great leader, too.”
In the importal words of Sergeant Hans Schultz: “I know nothing, I see nothing, I say nothing!
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Former LSU runnin back Alley Joseph Broussard III taken down by Lafayette Bacon Boys on possession of drugs charge with an extra toppin of gun posession.  Seems Broussard found with .45 caliber handgun under the driver’s seat, a half-burnt marijuana cigarette in the driver’s side door along with Lortab pills. Estimated street value of said [...]

Mesa State’s O Lineman Trevor Wikre done has part of pinky amputated rather than not be able to play remainder of football season.   From the Wikrenator’s pie hole about his discussion with the medicine men:  “I told them to cut it off, they told me I was being dramatic and we got in a little [...]

UCF’s Joe Burnett done caught on national TV flippin off Miami fans during Saturday’s game.  Why does anyone really care what to classless football programs do in each other’s company…  Buddy does not give a rat’s ass…  BLEH

Tommy Bowden done canned today at Clemson.  Dabo Swinney, current assistant/recievers coach named new interim head coach.  From the pie hole of TommyB: “Terry Don Phillips approached me this morning and we agreed that this is the best solution for the direction of the program,” … “Clemson has been very good to me and my [...]

If Tyrone Willingham came to Washington 4 years ago with the goal of completely dismantling the Washington Huskies he would by now have accomplished said goal.  Huskies now have nation’s longest losin streak at seven, are 0-5 this season and one of two Football Bowl Subdivision teams without a win.  Appears someone will be loadin the [...]

Kansas State safety Gary Chandler done be suspended indefinitely after bein’ arrested for driving on a revoked license and obstructing the legal process. 
Bacon said Chandy stopped while driving a Chevy El Camino (stylin!) with a passenger in the rear bed. Boys in Blue said Chandler at first gave a false name and when he gave his real name, officers [...]

Hawkeye linebacker Dezman Moses taken down by ”da man” for public intoxication, suspended four games.
Fightin Irish football playas Will Yeatman and Mike Golic Jr. arrested and accused of underage drinkin after raid on South Bend home.  Among 37 peeps and 16 student athletes arrested…  Hey they are Irish after all…
BONUS: Billy Bob “Callin Some Dinosaurs” in Varsity [...]

Vanderbilt Football cracks the AP Top 25 for the first time in 24 years with unbeaten Commodores snakin number 21 in latest pole…  From the pie hole of coach Bobby Johnson “I think it’s a pretty good reward for a good start,”  Buddy certain winged demons be comin from middle earth in next few days to [...]

Fightin Irish caught with laptop in coaches box during game against Michigan Stage on Saturday.  “Charles In Charge” Weis says Irish not tryin to do anything illegal (use of PCs in coaches box is an NCAA rules violation).  After originally sayin there was no PC in coaches box, “Charles In Charge” spouted (use of this [...]