UConn freshman hoops playah Nate Miles done be arrested on charges he violated a restraining order by placing a phone call to the protected party. RING RING!

The University of Arizona has reported a possible NCAA recruiting violation by men’s basketball coach Lute Olson.
AD Jim Livengood said that Olson done sent a letter to basketball boosters asking for a donation to Jim Storey’s Arizona Cactus Classic basketball tournament. NCAA rules prohibit institutional reps or boosters from arranging financial assistance for potential recruits [...]

Buddy is back from a week in Vegas sarging, and and sees that former Kansas teammates Darrell “King” Arthur and Mario “Brothers” Chalmers done be fined $20 Large each after being banished from NBA rookie symposium.
Security reportedly found ‘em in Arthur’s room at the Doral Arrowwood resort with two women. An ESPN.com report said there was a strong stench of marijuana in [...]

Two University of Oklahoma athletes stabbed at a private party during a brawl that reportedly involved guns, knives and tire irons according to police. 
Football DE Frank Alexander who had just played a game hours earlier and freshman basketball guard Ray Willis sustained knife wounds during the Sunday morning altercation, officers said in a news release. 
According to [...]

Markieff Morris, an incoming freshman hoops player at Kansas, facing battery charge after allegedly firing a BB gun from his dorm window. SNICKER!
According to the KU Public Safety Office, Morris admitted to shooting the Airsoft rifle BB gun. A woman in the courtyard below received minor injuries when she was hit in the arm by a [...]

University of Miami QB Robert Marve suspended for season opener according to a report in the Miami Herald. Sources say suspension stems from incident last year when he punched and broke a car mirror then tried to elude police by running away. SMASH!
Meanwhile in college hoops, Andy Robinson, the leading scorer from powerhouse University at Buffalo, [...]

Two West Virginia University basketball players accused of scuffling with police and underage drinking at a Pittsburgh Pirates game. Joe Mazzulla and Cameron Thoroughman, both 20, arrested at PNC Park. The Wheeling, WV newspaper (ONE OF BUDDY’S FAVORITE DAILY READS!) has the fun 411.
Pittsburgh Police spokeswoman… said both players were intoxicated and acting disorderly… before being taken [...]

According to a report in the Miami Herald, college basketball commentator Billy Packer kicked to curb by CBS. Packer, who has announced 34 consecutive Final Fours on network television, to be replaced by studio analyst Clark Kellogg. DOINK!
BONUS LAUGHS (BUDDY SAYS THIS CARTOON IS MUST SEE!):

Above: “Billy Packer Made The Right Call”
More Billy Packer video continues [...]