The International Federation of Gymnastics (FIG) determines Commie Chinese Zygote Gymnasts not under-age durin Beijing Games. “Originals of official documents received from the Chinese Gymnastics Association, specifically passports, identity cards and family booklets or ‘Household Registers’, confirm the ages of the athletes,” FIG said in a statement.  Buddy thinkin Chinese Years might be like dog [...]

The International Olympic Committee (IOC) meetin this weekend to review pendin dopin cases from Commie Olympics.  From the pie hole of IOC executive board member Gerhard Heiberg “several people from several nations” are implicated.  Among them be Vadim Devyatovskiy and Ivan Tsikhan who done tested positive for traces of testosterone after hammer throw final and stand to [...]

Cuba’s Angel Valodia Matos banned for life from taekwondo for kicking a referee in the face in anger after he was disqualified from match during Olympic competition. DOINK!
“It was an insult to the Olympic vision, to the spirit of taekwondo and for me, an insult to mankind,” said Jin Suk Yang, general secretary of the World [...]

Four Uber-Babes from The Fatherland pose nude for the latest German Edition of Playboy.  Petra Niemann (sailing), Nicole Reinhardt (Kayaking), Romy Tarangul (Judo) and Katharina Scholz (Field Hockey) givin Buddy a reason to return to the land of Hansel und Gretel…  AUCH DU LIEBER!!!
SHOUTOUT: To Ditman for the 411!  BOOYA
BONUS: Sarah Silverman - German Cars

Great lil diddy from Matthew Syed talkin about the sexcapades goin in in the Olympic Villiage…  All these Olympic babes has made Buddy decide to dedicate the next 4 years to competative trainin…  Then it’s off to London to partake in the great orgy of 2012′!!!!  Buddy’s thinkin pole vaulting seems appropriate…  YEA BABY!
Bonus: Buddy sure hopes this dude is [...]

International Olympic Committee has asked gymnastics officials to look into if 3 Chinese gymnasts may be underage sayin “more information has come to light”  regardin their dates of birth.  Speculation is He Kexin, Jiang Yuyuan and Yang Yilin may be as young as 14…  Buddy’s thinkin they may be 12 on a good day…  But what [...]

Buddy sees what you all like to look at…  These days seems you like to look at Misty May-Treanor’s ass… ENJOY!!!!!

Misty… May I???
Buddy has a new appreciation of geometry

CONGRATS to Kerri Walsh and Misty May-Treanor for beatin down commies Tian Jia and Wang Jie and takin the gold!  USA USA USA

Turns out Michael Phelps has a daddy and he done goes by the name “Fred“…  Seems Freddo, a Maryland State Trooper (yep a PIG!!!) had little to do with our American Hero following the Phelps’ divorce in 1993.  Seems Freddo also has yet to call his son to congratulate him.  Well Freddo, the Buddster understands…  Buddy bets you [...]

It’s true, Buddy has found true love at the Beijing Olympics in the form of Paraguayan Javelin Throwin Super-babe Leryn Franco.  The yummy Ms. Franco may have finished second to last in qualifying but Buddy does not care, love is blind…  MMMMMM
Bonus: Some tasty pics of the lovely Ms. Franco

Thinkin About Last Night With Buddy [...]

Hungarian weightlifter Janos Baranyai dislocated his right elbow in the Olympic weightlifting competition. Baranyai was trying to lift 326 pounds when his elbow popped out of its socket! He fell to the floor shaking and crying out in pain. WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO. DOH!
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Photos: Baranyai’s elbow clearly faces the wrong way as he lies [...]