“People say it was four o’clock in the morning; but we’re in Miami, we’re not in Jacksonville where everything closes at two. In Miami everything opens at two, so you take your nap and go out to have a good time and you come home.”
— Jacksonville Jaguars Fred Taylor
filed in NFL on Oct.10, 2008
O.J. Simpson seekin new trial after he done be convicted of kidnappin and robbin two sports memorabilia dealersat gunpoint in Las Vegas. “Juice” claims there were judicial errors (no LA Jury willin to provide another “get out of jail free” card) and insufficient evidence (to prove OJ be innocent) . Hey OJ, this time the glove did fit… So [...]
filed in NFL on Oct.09, 2008
Dallas Bacon Boys report Cowboys Adam “Pacman” Jones done hit bodyguard in Dallas hotel bathroom. On receivin end of “Pacman’s” fist of fury be Tommy (Boy) Jones who did not press charges. Since drafted in 2005, “Pacman” has been arrested six times and involved in 12 incidents requirin intervention by “da man”. Two questions on Buddy’s mind… 1) Is [...]
filed in NFL on Oct.07, 2008
Plaxico Burress back with Giants on Monday followin one game suspension by team. Plax expelled by Principal Coughlin after missin meetins without notifyin said team on Sept. 22 due to havin to “deal with family issues”. From the pie hole of a defiant Prima Donna Plaxinator: “…I haven’t lost any sleep. I am in great spirits. I enjoyed my [...]
filed in NFL on Oct.03, 2008
Thirteen years to the day he done wiggled of the hook of justice in LALA land, OJ Simpson found guilty on all 12 counts he be charged with in connection last year’s holdup of two sports memorabilia dealers in Vegas. Convictions include two counts each of robbery with a deadly weapon and first-degree kidnapping with [...]
filed in NFL, Uncategorized on Oct.02, 2008
O.J. Simpson defense team done rested it’s case yesterday with OJ avoidin the stand like he does them Bruno Magli shoes! If “The Juice”does not once again wiggle off the hook of justice he be lookin at 5 years in the slammer on total of 12 criminal charges, including armed robbery and kidnapping. Hey Al [...]
filed in NFL on Oct.02, 2008
Patriots coach Bill Belichick denied the claim by Raiders owner Al Davis that New England had a workout with Randy Moss before obtaining him in a trade with Oakland. SUGARFREE SAYS, “LET’S ROLL THE VIDEO TAPE!”
BONUS LAUGHS: Leave Bill Belichick Alone!
filed in NFL on Oct.01, 2008
Former Denver Broncos runnin back Travis Henry taken down by ”da federal man” on cocaine charges. SNORT SNORT
New York Giants backup runnin back Danny Ware done arrested and charged with an alcohol offense. URP
Matt Cerione, startin center fielder for University of Georgia baseball team, done busted for underage consumption of alcohol. URP URP
BOOK-EM DANNO!!!
filed in NFL on Sep.30, 2008
Coach Lane Kiffin kicked to curb by The Oakland Raiders just four games into his second season, ending a public feud with owner Al Davis. DOINK!
In a two-sentence news release, the Raiders said Kiffin was fired “for cause.” That would seem to be an attempt by Davis to lay the groundwork for not paying the [...]
filed in NFL on Sep.30, 2008
St. Louis Rams coach Scott Linehan kicked to curb after four consecutive lopsided losses. How bad has it been for the the Rams? They’ve lost 17 of their last 20 games. Linehan was in the third season of a four-year contract that paid him about $8 million. DOINK!
Bonus Video: Winless Rams Fire Coach Scott Linehan (AP)
filed in NFL, Uncategorized on Sep.25, 2008
Team president Matt Millen kicked to curb by Detroit Lions. Lions were 31-84 since 2001 with Matty boy in charge - the worst in the NFL. Fans rejoice. DOINK!
