Authorities were called early Friday to Isiah Thomas’ home, where bacon boys said a 47-year-old man was taken to the hospital and treated for an overdose of sleeping pills. According to several published reports, donut eaters confirmed it was Thomas who went to the hospital.
But Thomas told the New York Post he had not been treated [...]

Golden State Warriors suspend Monta Ellis for 30 games as a result of gettin in moped accident (seems ridin a moped is prohibited in Paragraph 12 of the Uniform Player Contract) and then lyin about it.   Dishonest deed to cost Ellis about $3 million large.   From the pie hole of Team President Robert Rowell: “We [...]

Magic Johnson outraged after politically conservative KTLK Radio on-air personalities Chris Baker and Langdon Perry agree durin conversation that he done faked AIDS…  Remarks prompt concession from said radio station…  From the pie hole of program director Steve Versnick (the station) “recognizes the seriousness of the health issues presented by HIV/AIDS — and the great work [...]

Dallas Mavericks Josh Howard caught on video dissin The Star-Spangled Banner durin Allan Iverson Flag Football charity event last July.  From the gap toothed pie hole of our honored patriot: “I don’t celebrate that [expletive.] I’m black.”  
Marky Mark Cuban stickin with his man Howard despite this and recent incidents includin an arrest in North Carolina [...]

A 23-year-old Atlanta musician hip-hop artist Alexis Miller (known as “MaryJane”, has taken out a restraining order against NBA star Shaquille O’Neal after claiming he stalked her, according to a report in the Atlanta Journal Courier.
Miller Time claims Shaq threatened her with bodily harm and made harassing phone calls in which he would breathe heavily into the phone before [...]

Probie Bryant holdin off on contract extenion with Los Angeles Lakers and wants to test waters in Europe, sayin for $50 million he would consider headin to the old country… Buddy thinks the Middle East might be a better place for Kobester, considering his history with the ladies…  Less likely to have legal issue where [...]

Dallas Mavericks forward Josh Howard arrested after police said he was street racing at 94 mph in a 55 mph zone. This is the same Josh Howard who in April told the media that he likes to puff the Mary Jane. FAST TIMES. VAROOOOM!
Video: Sammy Hagar, “I Can’t Drive 55″

Boston Celtics captain Paul Pierce handcuffed by Las Vegas police after he was initially uncooperative following a traffic stop for driving erratically on the Strip, according to reports. Breathalyzer showed Pierce registered below 0.08  and bacon boys did not cite Pierce for a traffic infraction. WHEN BUDDY GOES TO VEGAS THE ONLY CUFFS HE WANTS TO SEE ARE AT [...]

Former NBA zebra Tim Donaghy done given 15 months in the big house today after pleadin guilty to providing inside bettin tips to a professional gambler.  Donaghy also sentenced to three years term of supervised release with a side order of “mental health treatment” for his gambling addiction.
Yo Timmy, a few words from the Buddster…. 1)  Sir Charles has [...]

“Jackhole of the Year” nominee Clay Bennett lookin into names for his stolen team… The ex Sonics franchise considerin the following cerebral nuggets: Barons, Bison, Energy, Marshalls, Thunder and Wind.  Buddy’s got a few suggestions for the not so honorable Mr. Bennett to ponder…  For example:

Gap Toothed Okies
Inbred Trailer Dwellers
Prarie Weasels
Clay’s Hillbilly Banditos
Bennett’s Bombers (oh Buddy don’t [...]