Phillies second baseman Chase Utley dropped an F-bomb when speaking to fans celebrating the team’s World Series championship, shocking a live broadcast audience. CLASSY! 

Pitcher Cole Hamels has quote of the day: 

“Pardon his French. And we are world champions.”

Video: ”World Fucking champions!” 

Authorities were called early Friday to Isiah Thomas’ home, where bacon boys said a 47-year-old man was taken to the hospital and treated for an overdose of sleeping pills. According to several published reports, donut eaters confirmed it was Thomas who went to the hospital.

But Thomas told the New York Post he had not been treated for a sleeping pill overdose, and that it was his 17-year-old daughter who had a medical issue.

From the pie hole of Harrison Chief chief David (Deck the) Hall:

“It wasn’t his daughter. And why they’re throwing her under the bus is beyond my ability to understand. My cops … know the difference between a 47-year-old black male and a young black female. These people should learn something from Richard Nixon - it’s not the crime, it’s the cover-up.”

Sugarfree is glad to hear that Harrison bacon boys have such keen powers of observation. Oh yeah!

Bonus video: Isiah classic video

Former Notre Dame coach Lou Holtz, a studio analyst for ESPN, said on a Friday night “GameDay” show that Michigan coach Rich Rodriguez may well be a leader of men, but then added, “Ya know, Hitler was a great leader, too.”

In the importal words of Sergeant Hans Schultz: “I know nothing, I see nothing, I say nothing!

Bonus Laughs:

Hitler gets banned from Xbox Live

Hitler Xbox 360 part 2

New York Yankees pitcher Joba (the Hut) Chamberlain done be arrested for allegedly driving under the influence, speeding and having an open container of alcohol in his vehicle. URP!

Former LSU runnin back Alley Joseph Broussard III taken down by Lafayette Bacon Boys on possession of drugs charge with an extra toppin of gun posession.  Seems Broussard found with .45 caliber handgun under the driver’s seat, a half-burnt marijuana cigarette in the driver’s side door along with Lortab pills. Estimated street value of said drugs be $25.30.  Reminds Buddy of his days dealin Lortab to middle-aged suburban housewives to make ends meet in JR High School… Except Buddy be a 9mm man himself…  KAPOW!

Bonus: Spend A Lil Time With Slater From Dazed And Confused

Tumua Fagota Siaumau, a Granger High School football player’s father makes first appearance in court after done bein charged with second-degree felony aggravated assault for hittin son’s assistant coach in the face with football helmet and breakin the coaches’s jaw. Fagota arrested and booked into Salt Lake County jail, but released after postin $7,500 bail.  Freak-show that is Fagota wore long green skirt (yep Buddy done said skirt) with a dress shirt and tie to the said hearin.  Fagota and son seen laughin outside courtroon when asked about assault by a reporter…  Seems apple does not fall far from the tree…  PLOP

Mesa State’s O Lineman Trevor Wikre done has part of pinky amputated rather than not be able to play remainder of football season.   From the Wikrenator’s pie hole about his discussion with the medicine men:  “I told them to cut it off, they told me I was being dramatic and we got in a little argument,”.  Yo Trevor man, Buddy digs your loyalty and dedication to the team but dude we are talkin Division II football here…  No national championship game in your future…  SNAP!

UCF’s Joe Burnett done caught on national TV flippin off Miami fans during Saturday’s game.  Why does anyone really care what to classless football programs do in each other’s company…  Buddy does not give a rat’s ass…  BLEH

Golden State Warriors suspend Monta Ellis for 30 games as a result of gettin in moped accident (seems ridin a moped is prohibited in Paragraph 12 of the Uniform Player Contract) and then lyin about it.   Dishonest deed to cost Ellis about $3 million large.   From the pie hole of Team President Robert Rowell: “We made a commitment to Monta for $66 million to be a great basketball player,”…”We’re in a situation where he is now not with us. We’re going to do everything possible that we can, obviously, to get him back and to help him rehab and get back on the basketball floor, but right now we felt that it was an appropriate consequence.”  Buddy thinkin Monta should have his mouth out with soap too…  YUM YUM

Tommy Bowden done canned today at Clemson.  Dabo Swinney, current assistant/recievers coach named new interim head coach.  From the pie hole of TommyB: “Terry Don Phillips approached me this morning and we agreed that this is the best solution for the direction of the program,” … “Clemson has been very good to me and my family. Both of our children are Clemson graduates.”  Well BobbyB, perhaps your pappy needs a new waterboy…  DOH

Bonus: Best of The WaterBoy